MY ALARM GOES OFF SO I ROLL OVER AND CHECK MY PHONE AND MY AMERICAN GODS GOOGLE ALERT HAS DELIVERED THIS BOUNTY UNTO ME????????
AM I STILL FUCKING DREAMING, I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER SEE THE GODDAMN DAY, BRYAN FULLER YOU ARE MAKING MY WILDEST DREAMS COME TRUE ONE CARNIVOROUS VAGINA AT A TIME
I don’t even know shit about American Gods but both of these headlines are GOLD
oh i got to help shutdown some biphobia and bullshit about lesbians in my human sexuality class today
it felt pretty good but i was also really nervous to disagree with people in front of the whole class
1. it was implied that lesbians are more “acceptable” than gay men and i had to disagree and explained that lesbians/women who are attracted to women are just super fetishized and actually, there’s a lot of lesbophobia and rampant hatred toward lesbians because the notion that women can happily exist sexually and romantically without men is beyond belief.
2. the professor asked us if we would date someone who is bisexual, and why or why not…someone replied that they did once date a bisexual man (she is a straight woman) and that she couldn’t do it because she “doesn’t have a penis”, and further implied that bisexuals don’t do monogamy. i wasn’t the only person who refuted this, though. i was alone on number 1, however…
this project makes me so uncomfortable…
My bio project requires me to survey people about the attractiveness of five “female” faces and five “male” faces
What if I used five different clones from Orphan Black
Dairy free pumpkin chocolate chip muffins 🎃💕
Thank you to my friend for telling me this joke
our easy to use can opener melted because we kept it in a drawer directly under the stove (super intelligent, i know) and now i have to figure out how to use this ancient piece of shit that i’m pretty certain belonged to my grandfather in the 50s (i looked it up, it’s a fucking vintage collectible now)
*cries because i’m terrible*
time to go bake muffins i guess